‘I Love the 00s’ to Premiere on VH1.com
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May 16, 2028 — Watch out, folks. The decade of Harry Potter, Crocs, American Idol and color-coded terrorism alerts is back.
VH1.com tonight will premiere I Love the 00s, a look back at the first decade of this century. Stars will offer up reviews, jokes and cracks about the years 2000-2009. Trends and popular events, items and people from the decade are touched upon, and there are several recurring segments that appear in every episode.
The first episode will include “Badly Behaving Babes of the 00s” featuring Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton; “Juiced-up Dorks of the 00s” featuring Danny Bonaduce and Carrot Top; and a “Stars Then and Now” segment that finds singer Pink teaching in an all-girls prep school, former rapper 50 Cent running an evangelical ministry, and Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine leading a sex-addiction support group.
Olympics Moved to Bismarck, N.D.
Posted by Scott S in News, sports.Tags: Bismarck, Boy Scouts, climate change, earthquake, events, flood, future, global warming, gymnast, humor, International Olympic Committee, natural disasters, North Dakota, Olympics, polar ice caps, Satire, Seattle
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May 15, 2028—The International Olympic Committee announced yesterday that the summer games will be moved from Seattle to Bismarck, N.D., and delayed for one month.
IOC Chairman Nicolai Vladakov said the organization was about to cancel the 2028 Olympics when Bismarck city officials stepped forward and offered to serve as hosts, on the condition that the competition be rescheduled to begin Aug. 8 so they had ample time to prepare. Boy Scout Troop 512 has volunteered to help arrange the opening ceremonies.
Vladakov first warned of the games being cancelled in April after Seattle was beset with severe flooding from polar ice cap melts followed by a devastating earthquake that caused more than $50 billion in damages. The series of natural disasters left the city incapable of hosting the games.
Athletes interviewed by FU expressed mixed feelings about the relocation.
“I glad games go on as planned,” said Russian gymnast Helga Orbit. “But whar in the hell is Bistmorck?”