June 16, 2028 — Moon Governor and Google co-founder Sergey Brin ordered a lunar cyberarmy into the Googleplex on Earth at dawn today and overthrew former Sen. Hillary Clinton, who captured the country in a bloody military coup on June 5.
According to Moon Base Press Secretary Eve Clipse, Brin’s cyber counterterrorism team first injected a virus into Clinton’s fembot server, leaving the remaining soldiers in her army frozen. Moon soldiers then stormed the campus to rescue U.S. of Google Chief Executive Larry Page and his family, who had been thrown in prison when Clinton took power.
Unconfirmed reports indicate that Clinton has been taken into custody and ordered to bake cookies.
Clinton had largely lost control of the country over the weekend when the crap storms resulting from the septic system leak on the International Space Station clogged the ventilation systems on her military fembots and led them to overheat and explode.
Brin, who left Google and the planet Earth in 2010 and was elected leader of the new Moon colony in 2026, walked into the complex after the invasion and embraced Page. The two old friends immediately lifted the martial law that Clinton had imposed, and told reporters they planned to spend the evening celebrating by mapping out a new search algorithm.
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Hey Future Update-
Awesome scenario! Perhaps you are the modern day Nostradamus!
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Thanks. Or maybe since this is a future news site, I’m a modern day Newstradamus.
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