by Skip DeKades
December 11, 2028 — Swedish troops descended on the city of Gothenburg this morning to quell an offensive launched by brunette separatists.
The Brunette Brigade for Freedom (BBF) claims that more than a thousand people have been killed in Swedish shelling and aircraft assaults on the nation’s second largest city. BBF leaders say the Swedish military has also been dropping blonde bombshells—special bombs filled with instant hair dye—to turn the rebels blonde.
Stockholm has denied sending aircraft into Gothenburg territory, but indicated that its forces have engaged with brunette rebels.
The BBF was formed in 2026 in response to what it says is widespread discrimination by Sweden’s blonde majority. The BBF wants to form is own homeland of brown-haired and red-headed peoples.
The conflict threatens to draw in other world powers. The United States has declared that it supports Gothenburg’s “folical integrity.”
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[...] Jansson said that no further marches were planned, but wouldn’t rule out further brunette activism in the future. [...]
As conclusively predicted, England will be a completely hairless nation by 2022. The Queen will have been stripped of her status and pomp and radical baldocracy will have the tea drinkers in their iron grasp. Sweden would be advised not to flaunt any hair related disputes in the eyebrowless faces of the British, still coping with the harsh realityof their condition. A volatile sneak attack by the chrome-domers is quite viable.
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PUN USED: “BLONDE BOMBSHELLS”
Wow, what an honor! Thank you. You must be a brunette.
[...] say Deiman has ties to the Brunette Brigade for Freedom, an organization of dark-haired separatists who are protesting U.S. support for Sweden’s [...]