FU’s occassional step away from the future and into our crazy present.
Using tissue grown in a laboratory, researchers have engineered fully functional replacement penises. The organs were made for rabbits, but the technique may someday be useful for people.
”This technology has considerable potential for patients requiring penile construction,” wrote researchers in a study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
Oddly, the procedure seemed to make the rabbits randier than usual.
We predict that this will lead to a thriving new industry of penile-growth products that will far outsell Viagra and other erectile dysfunction treatments . But men will be advised to call their doctor if their new penis continues to grow for more than four hours.
