Future Update is published most weekdays, unless managing editor Skip DeKades is too busy at his day job to get to it. The publication is designed to give you a humorous glimpse of what the news might look like 20 years from now. Coverage includes national news, sports, human interest stories, lifestyle features and celebrity gossip. We welcome your comments.
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. at 12:18 pm |
I really like this site, its very funny.
Thanks for visiting my blog and if you’d like to do a link exchange just let me know. I’ll be subscribing to this one
. at 10:49 pm |
*hi5* with you on that!
. at 1:44 pm |
Thanks. I enjoy your blog as well. I’ll definitely add your site to my list of links.
. at 1:47 pm |
Just added yours now.
. at 6:09 pm |
Hello, as a representative of the Idiotic Bystander, I was very happy to learn that you have added us to your Blogroll link listings. Know that we have done the same for Future Update on our side, and that we wish you and Future Update a great… erm, future!
. at 10:13 pm |
This blog is beyond hilarious! Keep it up!
. at 2:44 pm |
Hey, terrific premise! Clever stuff…
. at 1:14 pm |
Seeing as I’ve actually been to the future (and the past) I appreciate this website. Everything is accurate and true!
And for putting Jesus Budda on your blogroll I think it’s only right and fair that you should be on mine too.
Join my cult, friends!
Jesus Budda
. at 11:44 pm |
Dear Mr. Sleek,
I would be willing to travel forward 10 years if you would be willing to travel back 10 years, in order that we may collaborate on a story or two.
Thank you for mentioning my site for your recent Arte Y Pico award. I would have continued this “chain award” process, but I could not name five other sites for the award as was required. Your site is the only WordPress blog I read daily.
Your 20 year future concept is creative and your excellent writing style makes it humorous and believable at the same time.
Sincerely,
Tim Sharpe
Editor of “Sir Satire’s New World Order News Service”
“myhat2u@yahoo.com”
. at 11:58 pm |
I have been a fan of this site since the 2024 elections!
. at 7:16 am |
nice blog all this stuff is so true if your up for a link exchange email me