Beastly Hairstyles
Posted by Skip Dekades in Life, Style.Tags: animals, fake news, fashion, future, hair, hairstyles, humor, pets, Satire
add a comment
Style Pictorial
July 2, 2028 — Young women today are showing off their favorite pets and animals via their hairstyles.
Hair Color That Changes With Your Mood
Posted by Skip Dekades in Life, News, Style, technology.Tags: future, men, fashion, humor, Satire, women, hair, hair color, Miss Clairol, mood, nanotechnology, brunette, blonde, red, auburn, black
add a comment
Style
May 21, 2028 — Women, gone are the days when your spouse or some unwanted hustler approached you when you don’t want to be bothered. Now, just by looking at the changing color of your hair, they can be alerted when to stay clear and when to step forward.
Miss Clairol’s new Mood Hair Treatment is enabling women to fend off and lure in men at their will. The product has been flying off the shelves since its introduction six months ago.
MHT uses tiny nano-particles that sense the physical manifestations of your mood, and then instantly change your hair color to match that emotional state, says Holly F. Olacle, marketing chief at Miss Clairol. The product allows hair to change to five different shades – Bitchy Brunette, Blithe Blonde, Rowdy Red, Anxious Auburn and Unbalanced Black.
“Now when I go out with my girlfriends, my hair changes to a warning color when some jerk tries to pick me up,” said Sheila Kurtz, a 27-year-old public relations assistant in New York City. “If my hair turns black, they have no excuse to bug me. And if I’m interested in a guy, it turns blonde.”
Miss Clairol is working on a similar product for men, Olacle said.
“MHT for Men will be much easier to develop,” she said, “because we only have to design hair colors for two emotions – horny and clueless.”
