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	<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Increasing Life Span Forcing Funeral Homes Out of Business by New &#8220;Kitty Kaskets&#8221; popular with deceased pet owners &#171; Sir Satire&#8217;s New World Order News Service</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2008/07/07/increasing-life-span-forcing-funeral-homes-out-of-business/#comment-235</link>
		<dc:creator>New &#8220;Kitty Kaskets&#8221; popular with deceased pet owners &#171; Sir Satire&#8217;s New World Order News Service</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:17:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] caskets are gaining in popularity and sales are brisk for now, but that may change in the future if Americans start to lose weight and become normal-sized [...]</description>
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		<title>Comment on America Out of Google Control by Bush to Hang Up Politics for Musical Career &#171; Future Update</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2008/06/30/america-out-of-google-control/#comment-230</link>
		<dc:creator>Bush to Hang Up Politics for Musical Career &#171; Future Update</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Google on Monday sold the country back to the American people, prompting Bush to return to the White House to finish out his term. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Google on Monday sold the country back to the American people, prompting Bush to return to the White House to finish out his term. [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Clinton Troops Hunt Down GOP Leaders by Bush to Hang Up Politics for Musical Career &#171; Future Update</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2008/06/09/clinton-troops-hunt-down-gop-leaders/#comment-229</link>
		<dc:creator>Bush to Hang Up Politics for Musical Career &#171; Future Update</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Bush left Washington, D.C. in April after Google purchased the U.S. government in a $300 zillion tra... [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Bush left Washington, D.C. in April after Google purchased the U.S. government in a $300 zillion tra&#8230; [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on California Drivers Barred from Talking with Passengers by matt</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2008/07/01/california-drivers-barred-from-talking-with-passengers/#comment-225</link>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:22:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fortunately homosexuality doesn't seem to be determined by genetics alone, but this type of discriminatory screening is already taking place.  See my blog entry &lt;a href="http://mattbarfield.wordpress.com/2008/05/15/designer-babies-and-genetic-rights/" rel="nofollow"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.

We are rapidly approaching a present in which this type of genetic discrimination will be widespread.  Expect the debate over the genetic rights of the unborn to be even more divisive than the current debate over reproductive rights.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fortunately homosexuality doesn&#8217;t seem to be determined by genetics alone, but this type of discriminatory screening is already taking place.  See my blog entry <a href="http://mattbarfield.wordpress.com/2008/05/15/designer-babies-and-genetic-rights/" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>We are rapidly approaching a present in which this type of genetic discrimination will be widespread.  Expect the debate over the genetic rights of the unborn to be even more divisive than the current debate over reproductive rights.</p>
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		<title>Comment on &#8220;Designer Baby&#8221; to be a Guaranteed Heterosexual by sirsatire</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2008/07/01/designer-baby-to-be-a-guaranteed-heterosexual/#comment-224</link>
		<dc:creator>sirsatire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A world without hairdressers.  Tacky.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A world without hairdressers.  Tacky.</p>
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		<title>Comment on About the Editor by Elizabeth Robillard</title>
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		<dc:creator>Elizabeth Robillard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for a truly good blog</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for a truly good blog</p>
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		<title>Comment on Submit Your Own Predictions by sirsatire</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/reader-predictions/#comment-222</link>
		<dc:creator>sirsatire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>June 27, 2028 - OJ Simpson said today that he is getting closer to finding the killer of ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>June 27, 2028 - OJ Simpson said today that he is getting closer to finding the killer of ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Comment on Scientists Solve China&#8217;s Female-Depletion Crisis by melody gonzales</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2008/06/11/scientists-solve-chinas-female-depletion-crisis/#comment-219</link>
		<dc:creator>melody gonzales</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 21:25:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear Mr. Dekades;

I've also been curious as well as concerned with China's depletion of women.  The one child policy coinciding with Chinese tradition of revering their sons over their daughters, I believe, is the root of this phenomenon.  

However, with that said, should there be a "two-child" policy.  Then there may be an increase of female population in China, maybe a small increase, but an increase nonetheless.  But the age old problem persists if there were to be an increase in the birth of females in the future, what do they have to look forward to?

  I mean, the bread and butter of marriage is the ability to have pleasurable intercourse.  With the factual and renowned reputation of Chinese males being very little endowed - if at all - proves to be a more pressing question.  Honey, if a man can't make a girl's eyes pop in and out in a frenzy and hit have her head hit the wall above the head board while trying to "make" children, is no man at all.  

I men, I tried to be non-biased because I love sex here in the U.S.  I didn't believe heresay at first.  So, I went to club, flirted with a cute Chinese professional, and went to his apartment.  HONEY, he dropped his pants, I had to laugh with ANGER for me wasting my time.  His pubic hair was longer than his doggone TOOL.. I said, "wait a minute honey",  I slapped his face, called a cab and went back to another night club to fulfill my sexual desires and needs for the weekend. 

Can you believe his nerve?  It's valid when women ask "why do Chinese men have small penises?"  Ladies, if Chinese men is your "thang", well honey, invest in a very strong, strong magnifying glass and tweezers!  That ain't no joke.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Mr. Dekades;</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve also been curious as well as concerned with China&#8217;s depletion of women.  The one child policy coinciding with Chinese tradition of revering their sons over their daughters, I believe, is the root of this phenomenon.  </p>
<p>However, with that said, should there be a &#8220;two-child&#8221; policy.  Then there may be an increase of female population in China, maybe a small increase, but an increase nonetheless.  But the age old problem persists if there were to be an increase in the birth of females in the future, what do they have to look forward to?</p>
<p>  I mean, the bread and butter of marriage is the ability to have pleasurable intercourse.  With the factual and renowned reputation of Chinese males being very little endowed - if at all - proves to be a more pressing question.  Honey, if a man can&#8217;t make a girl&#8217;s eyes pop in and out in a frenzy and hit have her head hit the wall above the head board while trying to &#8220;make&#8221; children, is no man at all.  </p>
<p>I men, I tried to be non-biased because I love sex here in the U.S.  I didn&#8217;t believe heresay at first.  So, I went to club, flirted with a cute Chinese professional, and went to his apartment.  HONEY, he dropped his pants, I had to laugh with ANGER for me wasting my time.  His pubic hair was longer than his doggone TOOL.. I said, &#8220;wait a minute honey&#8221;,  I slapped his face, called a cab and went back to another night club to fulfill my sexual desires and needs for the weekend. </p>
<p>Can you believe his nerve?  It&#8217;s valid when women ask &#8220;why do Chinese men have small penises?&#8221;  Ladies, if Chinese men is your &#8220;thang&#8221;, well honey, invest in a very strong, strong magnifying glass and tweezers!  That ain&#8217;t no joke.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Coitus Interruptus a Growing Problem for American Workers by Apollo</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2008/06/26/coitus-interruptus-a-growing-problem-for-american-workers/#comment-217</link>
		<dc:creator>Apollo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:33:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just stumbled on your blog today.  I got a good laugh out of this post.

The whole idea behind your blog is very clever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just stumbled on your blog today.  I got a good laugh out of this post.</p>
<p>The whole idea behind your blog is very clever.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Hollywood Action Stars, Former Pro Athletes Form Rebel Alliance by Clinton, Coulter Forced to Share Cell &#171; Future Update</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2008/06/13/hollywood-action-stars-former-pro-athletes-form-rebel-alliance/#comment-214</link>
		<dc:creator>Clinton, Coulter Forced to Share Cell &#171; Future Update</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Meanwhile, the machohideen, a group of Republican celebrities originally formed to fight against the Clinton regime, says it will stage a military strike on the Google complex if the conservatives aren’t freed.  But the group reiterated its intent to leave Coulter behind in the rescue mission. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Meanwhile, the machohideen, a group of Republican celebrities originally formed to fight against the Clinton regime, says it will stage a military strike on the Google complex if the conservatives aren’t freed.  But the group reiterated its intent to leave Coulter behind in the rescue mission. [...]</p>
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