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		<title>Comment on Don&#8217;t Like Your Ethnicity? Just Change It by Sosa Says Face Cream Made Him Look Like Asian Woman &#171; Future Update</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2009/01/05/dont-like-your-ethnicity-just-change-it/#comment-1562</link>
		<dc:creator>Sosa Says Face Cream Made Him Look Like Asian Woman &#171; Future Update</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] he is not suffering from any skin illness and has not undergone any gender-alteration surgery or ethnicity-changing treatments. He says he has been using a revoluntionary nano-cream for a long time, and combined with [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] he is not suffering from any skin illness and has not undergone any gender-alteration surgery or ethnicity-changing treatments. He says he has been using a revoluntionary nano-cream for a long time, and combined with [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Death Vaccine Submitted to FDA for Approval by CDC to Ration Death Vaccine &#171; Future Update</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2008/10/05/death-vaccine-submitted-to-fda-for-approval/#comment-1558</link>
		<dc:creator>CDC to Ration Death Vaccine &#171; Future Update</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] The Food and Drug Administration in September approved the vaccine, called Survivasil, for immunization against virtually all natural causes of death, including communicable diseases, genetic mutations that lead to cancer, and simple aging.  It does not, however, cure the common cold. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] The Food and Drug Administration in September approved the vaccine, called Survivasil, for immunization against virtually all natural causes of death, including communicable diseases, genetic mutations that lead to cancer, and simple aging.  It does not, however, cure the common cold. [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Jolie Promises to Push for Bailout Reparations by adrian</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2008/10/28/jolie-promises-to-push-for-bailout-reparations/#comment-1557</link>
		<dc:creator>adrian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:51:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>une emailin e kam</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>une emailin e kam</p>
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		<title>Comment on Jolie Promises to Push for Bailout Reparations by adrian</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2008/10/28/jolie-promises-to-push-for-bailout-reparations/#comment-1556</link>
		<dc:creator>adrian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:50:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hi
[...] “They (Wall Street players) are telling the White House to keep the $700 billion, and give them the 401(k) money instead,” the source revealed. “They say that without it, those who have money won’t be able to trickle down on the little people anymore — and that would be bad for American workers, who would have less money to put in their 401(k) plans in the future.” [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hi<br />
[...] “They (Wall Street players) are telling the White House to keep the $700 billion, and give them the 401(k) money instead,” the source revealed. “They say that without it, those who have money won’t be able to trickle down on the little people anymore — and that would be bad for American workers, who would have less money to put in their 401(k) plans in the future.” [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Baseball Fans Refuse to Believe World Series Outcome by tshendrik</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/baseball-fans-refuse-to-believe-world-series-outcome/#comment-1555</link>
		<dc:creator>tshendrik</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:04:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahaha ah... seriously the Cubs will never win.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahaha ah&#8230; seriously the Cubs will never win.</p>
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		<title>Comment on The Premature Future: Space Hotel Ready for 2012 by 47whitebuffalo</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2009/11/04/the-premature-future-space-hotel-ready-for-2012/#comment-1551</link>
		<dc:creator>47whitebuffalo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahahahaha...no youth hostels? Space travel--beam us up, Scottie! Let&#039;s hope some rich rich rich dudes go there and get stranded forever...like those wall streeting suits.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahahahaha&#8230;no youth hostels? Space travel&#8211;beam us up, Scottie! Let&#8217;s hope some rich rich rich dudes go there and get stranded forever&#8230;like those wall streeting suits.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Baseball Fans Refuse to Believe World Series Outcome by 47whitebuffalo</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/baseball-fans-refuse-to-believe-world-series-outcome/#comment-1550</link>
		<dc:creator>47whitebuffalo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:34:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Am so glad I HATE baseball on principle.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Am so glad I HATE baseball on principle.</p>
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		<title>Comment on &#8220;Time-Traveling Boy&#8221; Incident Was a Hoax, Authorities Say by Seti@wan Dirgan@Ra</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2009/10/19/time-traveling-boy-incident-was-a-hoax-authorities-say/#comment-1549</link>
		<dc:creator>Seti@wan Dirgan@Ra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice to visit here.
Thanks for sharing
I Hope visit my site too
Happy nice day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice to visit here.<br />
Thanks for sharing<br />
I Hope visit my site too<br />
Happy nice day.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Keanu Reeves, Tara Reid Win Oscars by Christopher Coleman</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2009/02/23/keanu-reeves-tara-reid-win-oscars/#comment-1548</link>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Coleman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not surprised the country is stuck in the S-bend.  If you cannot appreciate the subtlety Keanu brings to many of his roles, it would be best if you could keep silent.  Your attempt at humor serves only to display your lack of sensitivity.  Keanu will always be way ahead of his detractors and small-minded critics. Get used to being what you are -- a nobody among nonentities..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not surprised the country is stuck in the S-bend.  If you cannot appreciate the subtlety Keanu brings to many of his roles, it would be best if you could keep silent.  Your attempt at humor serves only to display your lack of sensitivity.  Keanu will always be way ahead of his detractors and small-minded critics. Get used to being what you are &#8212; a nobody among nonentities..</p>
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		<title>Comment on Asteroid/Alien Crisis Was Part of NASA Fraud Scheme by DHS Secretary Used Asteroid Scare for Real Estate Fraud, Mistress Claims &#171; Future Update</title>
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		<dc:creator>DHS Secretary Used Asteroid Scare for Real Estate Fraud, Mistress Claims &#171; Future Update</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] admitted in an affidavit that she and Lawe volunteered to help NASA and the Pentagon perpetuate the asteroid-plummeting-toward-Earth hoax so that they could manipulate housing values. A copy of the affidavit was leaked to [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] admitted in an affidavit that she and Lawe volunteered to help NASA and the Pentagon perpetuate the asteroid-plummeting-toward-Earth hoax so that they could manipulate housing values. A copy of the affidavit was leaked to [...]</p>
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