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		<title>Comment on People Incompatible With Earth, Study Finds by negehaspabaps</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2009/09/29/people-incompatible-with-earth-study-finds/#comment-1579</link>
		<dc:creator>negehaspabaps</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:15:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lots of guys blog about this matter but you wrote down really true words.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lots of guys blog about this matter but you wrote down really true words.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Space Travel Industry Accused of Price Gouging by Millions to Remain Stuck on Moon for Thanksgiving &#171; Future Update</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2009/01/27/space-travel-industry-accused-of-price-gouging/#comment-1577</link>
		<dc:creator>Millions to Remain Stuck on Moon for Thanksgiving &#171; Future Update</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:08:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] spacelines are hiking fares despite the fact that 10 state attorneys general are investigating claims that the companies engaged in price gouging during the massive and ultimately unnecessary exodus from Earth earlier this [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] spacelines are hiking fares despite the fact that 10 state attorneys general are investigating claims that the companies engaged in price gouging during the massive and ultimately unnecessary exodus from Earth earlier this [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Asteroid/Alien Crisis Was Part of NASA Fraud Scheme by Millions to Remain Stuck on Moon for Thanksgiving &#171; Future Update</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2009/10/24/asteroidalien-crisis-was-part-of-nasa-fraud-scheme/#comment-1576</link>
		<dc:creator>Millions to Remain Stuck on Moon for Thanksgiving &#171; Future Update</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:07:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] trips back to Earth have quadrupled over the last three weeks in the wake of news that the supposed asteroid threat to the planet was all a hoax.  U.S. Spaceways, for example, says it has more than 80,000 customers on standby lists.  And the [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] trips back to Earth have quadrupled over the last three weeks in the wake of news that the supposed asteroid threat to the planet was all a hoax.  U.S. Spaceways, for example, says it has more than 80,000 customers on standby lists.  And the [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Augmented Reality Network Crashes, Leaving Millions Dataless by Weekly Linkfest &#171; Games Alfresco</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2009/11/17/augmented-reality-network-crashes-leaving-millions-dataless/#comment-1575</link>
		<dc:creator>Weekly Linkfest &#171; Games Alfresco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] quote comes from the fantastic piece, Augmented Reality Network Crashes, Leaving Millions Dataless, imagining a news article from the future: “I started chatting with a very nice man in line with [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] quote comes from the fantastic piece, Augmented Reality Network Crashes, Leaving Millions Dataless, imagining a news article from the future: “I started chatting with a very nice man in line with [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Keanu Reeves, Tara Reid Win Oscars by wheezer</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2009/02/23/keanu-reeves-tara-reid-win-oscars/#comment-1572</link>
		<dc:creator>wheezer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:22:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank-you, Christopher Coleman: well said</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank-you, Christopher Coleman: well said</p>
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		<title>Comment on Don&#8217;t Like Your Ethnicity? Just Change It by Sosa Says Face Cream Made Him Look Like Asian Woman &#171; Future Update</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2009/01/05/dont-like-your-ethnicity-just-change-it/#comment-1562</link>
		<dc:creator>Sosa Says Face Cream Made Him Look Like Asian Woman &#171; Future Update</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] he is not suffering from any skin illness and has not undergone any gender-alteration surgery or ethnicity-changing treatments. He says he has been using a revoluntionary nano-cream for a long time, and combined with [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] he is not suffering from any skin illness and has not undergone any gender-alteration surgery or ethnicity-changing treatments. He says he has been using a revoluntionary nano-cream for a long time, and combined with [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Death Vaccine Submitted to FDA for Approval by CDC to Ration Death Vaccine &#171; Future Update</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2008/10/05/death-vaccine-submitted-to-fda-for-approval/#comment-1558</link>
		<dc:creator>CDC to Ration Death Vaccine &#171; Future Update</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] The Food and Drug Administration in September approved the vaccine, called Survivasil, for immunization against virtually all natural causes of death, including communicable diseases, genetic mutations that lead to cancer, and simple aging.  It does not, however, cure the common cold. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] The Food and Drug Administration in September approved the vaccine, called Survivasil, for immunization against virtually all natural causes of death, including communicable diseases, genetic mutations that lead to cancer, and simple aging.  It does not, however, cure the common cold. [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Jolie Promises to Push for Bailout Reparations by adrian</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2008/10/28/jolie-promises-to-push-for-bailout-reparations/#comment-1557</link>
		<dc:creator>adrian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:51:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>une emailin e kam</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>une emailin e kam</p>
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		<title>Comment on Jolie Promises to Push for Bailout Reparations by adrian</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2008/10/28/jolie-promises-to-push-for-bailout-reparations/#comment-1556</link>
		<dc:creator>adrian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:50:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hi
[...] “They (Wall Street players) are telling the White House to keep the $700 billion, and give them the 401(k) money instead,” the source revealed. “They say that without it, those who have money won’t be able to trickle down on the little people anymore — and that would be bad for American workers, who would have less money to put in their 401(k) plans in the future.” [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hi<br />
[...] “They (Wall Street players) are telling the White House to keep the $700 billion, and give them the 401(k) money instead,” the source revealed. “They say that without it, those who have money won’t be able to trickle down on the little people anymore — and that would be bad for American workers, who would have less money to put in their 401(k) plans in the future.” [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Baseball Fans Refuse to Believe World Series Outcome by tshendrik</title>
		<link>http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/baseball-fans-refuse-to-believe-world-series-outcome/#comment-1555</link>
		<dc:creator>tshendrik</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:04:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahaha ah... seriously the Cubs will never win.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahaha ah&#8230; seriously the Cubs will never win.</p>
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